If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Harlem Shake.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
The green cabs haven't ripened yet.
Tire-less
A yellow box
What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick
Attire.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.
A Mini Golf.
Because they're out-standing in their field.
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
Because deep down they're really nice people.
A: Shoos.
A: Wait until it ripens.
They're both brown except the snowball.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
It got stuck to the chicken.
He was looking for pooh.
