If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Harlem Shake.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
The green cabs haven't ripened yet.
Tire-less
They're both leg ends.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
In square feet.
THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Put it in the sun until it ripens!
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
You keep it waiting for three hours!
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It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
For being out standing in his field.
