What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What do you do with a green ghoul?

A: Wait until it ripens.