What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.