What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River