Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."