Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."