What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.