Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Radio Shack Jokes More Radio Shack Jokes

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.