What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.