What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

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What is a prime way of knowing when a retard is thirsty?

He'll have water on the brain.

What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here