How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!