How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.