How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."