How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!