How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"