Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian