What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*