What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.