What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.