Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

Why did EA remove gender restrictions in The Sims 4?

They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!