Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.