Because she thought everybody loved her.
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Her food is potion-controlled.
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
The energy bill ...
It's the only way they can get love.
He had an apartment complex.
Dustin Johnson sneezed.
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
