Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Elixir
Darth Vader: I felt your presents.
She quits counting.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
A: She was beside herself.
Because he was Haydn.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
