Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show?

19 Kids and Counting

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.