When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.