What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on ?

Cher !

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible