What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

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Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus