Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people