Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.