Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.