Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.