What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

A cemetery

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!