What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!