Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!