Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!