What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."