What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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How do you say bra in German?

dashud sthapem from flappen

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :