What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.