What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call