What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.