What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.