How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!