How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.