What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.