You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
An eggroll !
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Your family has impeccable taste.
They are always full of seed.
Go axe your mother."
