What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy