What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.