What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

piece of cake

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile?

Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee