How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl