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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Culture
Aussie Aus-born.
Austronomers
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The htc M8. Oi mate
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
They've got to get their 72 virgins
They don't have the right koalfications!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Big holes all over Australia!
Australia.
A: They're both down under and no one cares.
DJ Redo
A dingo-ling !
Big holes all over Australia !
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That's check, mate."
They told him he was good at deriving
for drinking and deriving
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Diagon alley
is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
Hexlax
Nine months.
If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
One has culture.
Because that's what they did last year.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
An HTC One M8.
A mars-upial
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
