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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Culture
Aussie Aus-born.
Austronomers
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The htc M8. Oi mate
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
They've got to get their 72 virgins
They don't have the right koalfications!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Big holes all over Australia!
Australia.
A: They're both down under and no one cares.
DJ Redo
A dingo-ling !
Big holes all over Australia !
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That's check, mate."
A bear faced lyre !
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
For drinking and deriving.
Derive, derive, derive!
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Exorcise books.
My zipper.
After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.
Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years
Goats
Richard Branson.
Clash of Clans
Because they're afraid of Wales