What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial