What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.