Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

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They both say the same jokes over and over again.

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront