What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!