What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.