Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
A nail gun
They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.
It makes the front page.
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
I feel so enlightninged!
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
dood
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.