Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.