Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating