Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.