Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.