Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.