What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.