How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.