Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !