Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.