Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.