What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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A dead baby.

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Jesus going up for the cross!

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A hot diggity dog.

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The baby has a soul.

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Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !