What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Alp Jokes More Alp Jokes

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!