What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?