Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter