Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

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What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

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Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Cat Holic Jokes More Cat Holic Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic