Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.