Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Shelter Jokes More Shelter Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What do you call a large pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Relocate Jokes More Relocate Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.