Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy