Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."