Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."