Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent