Beaucoup.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
He wanted to get a long little doggy
All of them are adopted
I'll tagalog!
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
You're adopted."
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
Transparent
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Son "Having an adopted son."
They wanted to raise the dead.
Because the shelter was non prophet.
They're not infallible
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because one egg is un oeuf.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Someone's mom is Snooki.
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
Everybody hates Pilipinos.
A bad news bear
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
The lips are moving
Yes he was.
They're both pieces of china.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
Because he hated the B shu!