Beaucoup.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
He wanted to get a long little doggy
All of them are adopted
I'll tagalog!
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny
You're adopted."
Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."
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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Son "Having an adopted son."
They wanted to raise the dead.
Because the shelter was non prophet.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
The Ottoman Empire.
Because they were Turkish.
Coat-Hanger Abortions
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
They wished it was Anubis.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
About 568 horses.
A wet nose.
