What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.