What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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What is Laziness?

Logical Answer It is the Art of Taking Rest Before Getting Tired.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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